your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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