I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize