Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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