Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
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Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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