You're so nebulous sometimes
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Come on in and take your pants off
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