is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
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