My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
