I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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