grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
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He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
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I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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