remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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