I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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