i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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