my soul wont recognize me after tonight
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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