saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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