What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
