I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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