we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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