he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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