Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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