I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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