i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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