in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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