WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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