it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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