Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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