Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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