That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
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Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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