You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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