it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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