come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I need water and some morals
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize