im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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