the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
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Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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