It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
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She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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