When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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