Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
vagina is talking i cant
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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