Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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