Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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