My brain says no but my pants say off.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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