Pregnant stripper...not hot.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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