you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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