This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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