i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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