She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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