you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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