We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
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That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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