there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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