Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
did you just send me my own nude
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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