He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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