I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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