Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Im part way to drunk.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
We need to get me chipped asap
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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