Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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