I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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