at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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