She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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