I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Hippo gnu deer
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i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
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He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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